Why don’t more Jewish musicians apologize for stealing music and making it shitty? Isn’t this a crime against mankind, and probably God, and definitely Weird Al? Like why would you change a song about going to the club and fucking and make it about learning with a bunch of little Jewish boys and overly-bearded men?
And at 2:00 minutes in, with the guitar solo…WTF? Why’d you have to go and make it weird, and not in a good way? Too full of yourself Rabbi, you just had to throw down a solo so all the other Rebbes know what a sick ass playa you are?
Daft Punk, may you forgive us Jews for the sins we have committed against you, for the lyrics we have butchered just so we can try way too hard to ‘relate’ to ‘young people’. Amen.
P.S. The Earth doesn’t spin because of God.
P.P.S. I can’t wait for these kids to one day get internet and look up the real song and be like ‘oh, it’s all really about Sex.’
